This strange, devilish creature was given to me as a present, so I have no idea where it comes from or what it's meant to be. He has hor...

"Mummy, I'm being crushed by a multi-coloured boa constrictor!" [I got it in a pound shop. I know no more.]

I bought this wonder product from an Indian supermarket, because I couldn't resist the packaging. I didn't actually use it, but I wo...

These little dolls were sold as 'Fruity Cuties' (of course). Why have they got fruit-shaped heads? I suspect some horrible experimen...

A surreal allegory of a postcard. The half-demolished house (or is it half-built?), the pile of bricks, the giant hamster looking in at the ...

I do love a bit of religious kitsch. Here are the ten commandments on a cheap Hong Kong bracelet. It's okay, because there isn't a c...

What could be classier? It could grace the table of any stately home...