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But quite frankly, what hope have you got, unless you learn the 'cherished magic of our sex'?
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Of course you will also need to solve 'the problem of personal daintiness'.
And always remember that 'Hygiene Brings Happiness'.
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And you might benefit from some 'female pills'.
They 'fulfil all that is required', but quite what that is remains a mystery.
Ah yes, the problem of 'personal daintiness' -- but I think I'll jus' get me some Novio instead...
ReplyDeleteWonderful stuff.
Why would the "Lancet" be interested in Novio? My shoulders have heaved with laughter whilst reading these - utter gems!
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