Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Fascinating Womanhood

If you're unattached, you might wish that the new year will bring the chance of meeting someone new.

But quite frankly, what hope have you got, unless you learn the 'cherished magic of our sex'?

Of course you will also need to solve 'the problem of personal daintiness'.

And always remember that 'Hygiene Brings Happiness'.

And you might benefit from some 'female pills'.
They 'fulfil all that is required', but quite what that is remains a mystery.


Jane Housham said...

Ah yes, the problem of 'personal daintiness' -- but I think I'll jus' get me some Novio instead...
Wonderful stuff.

Menopausalmusing said...

Why would the "Lancet" be interested in Novio? My shoulders have heaved with laughter whilst reading these - utter gems!