"And now on the Antiques Roadshow, a rare piece of Chinese porcelain. A small vase in the shape of a cat clinging on to a lady's leg. Such fine craftsmanship. Look at the beautiful pink rose, the dopey expression on the cat's face, and the gilt detailing. So...[smiles].... have you thought about the value at all? Well, I can tell you that you should really have it insured for 50p, at least."